February 2012
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…they “know” about withdrawal in the same way that I...
– Read more: 5 Life Lessons You Only Learn Through Quitting Smoking | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-life-lessons-you-only-learn-through-quitting-smoking/#ixzz1nRyi49ZT
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The lazy fuck-up's diet
The four step diet.
I haphazardly created a crash course diet around August and I’ve lost at least 10-15 pounds of fat.
The first step of the diet is to get a DUI. LOSE Your FUCKING LICENSE
This step generally involves already being a fuck up.
Why a DUI?
You run out of money.
Fast food is no longer an option
Beer run? Haha, nah… can’t…
Next step: Buy a lot of...
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Protect what you love
It seems so simple: if you love something then why not protect it?
All to often we find ourself advocates for an idea, a lifestyle or cause without the motivation to protect it. Maybe we just enjoy it. Maybe we take parts of life for granted and forget how easy it is to loose it.
How can a person pride themselves on being thoughtful if they refuse to listen to others? How can a person love...
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A brief-biography I wrote on Phillis Wheatley
The Heart and Soul of Slavery in the Northern States during Colonial America a biographical sketch of poet Phillis Wheatley
Phillis Wheatley (1753- December 5, 1784) was sold into slavery and transported from presumably West-Africa by the time she was only a seven year old girl. She was then purchased by the Wheatley family in Boston Massachusetts and showed such great prowess as a reader and a...
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My best friend is a prostitute and a sex addict
Okay, so maybe she’s does not receive cash-money from all the guys she has fucked over the last year, but they do offer her some sort of compensation in the form of having something to talk about.
The context:
In the interest of time I’ll start by saying that I like this girl and have liked her ever since I met her. Typical story, boy likes girl, girl dates everyone else besides the...
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How to make life a little less shitty
Here’s a few helpful habits that seem so simple but have became some of my most redeeming features:
Smelling nice/good hygiene
Yeah, yeah, obvious right? It can be a little more difficult than you think especially if you’re one of those people who never had a morning routine growing up and find themselves as a smelly 20 something who doesn’t know the difference between...
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Esse Quam Videri Bonus Malabat- “he preferred to be good, rather than to...
– Cicero (106-43 BCE)
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That’s not because addiction is bigger and badder than, say, Schizophrenia...
– http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/enlightened-living/200806/understanding-the-continuum-addiction-and-the-addictive-personality?page=2
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If you're in the Friendzone then you're the bitch....
I’m tired of hearing grown ass men complaining about how ladies who never loved them managed to break they’re heart. By my own count I have been friendzoned several times over the last twenty two years and each time it was my fault. Every girl who has ever friendzoned me has had a few things in common with one another.
-They were hot as hell Read: out-of-my-league, I suppose the only...
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The shitty part of self improvement that no one...
This is just an outline of some of the things I’ve experience during my pursuit of a better life.
Meeting anyone new: They have no idea who I am and generally assume that I’ve always been ‘this’ way…
What I’m saying is that I’m constantly having to lie about my past. If people knew how many drugs I’ve done (been clean for like six months) or the...
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I broke your boyfriend's nose, sorry.
While leaving the bar last night, I got in my first fist fight since I was in highschool. This is how it happened:
At the bar, there was this really good looking drunk girl who was dancing like a slut. She ended up slapping someone she was arguing which ended in her getting thrown out.
It was hilarious.
As my friends and I were walking back home, we see the SAME girl. One of my friends said...
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January 2012
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The Times they are a Changin'
-My thoughts on criticism.
There are certain qualities which can make a person special and worth getting to know. If someone understands and respects what it takes to make a person ‘great’ then, naturally, they must be able to achieve the same greatness. Simply put, why else would a person take the time to understand something?
So, I did some self-reflection and decided that I suck...
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Grade 15
so, anyone who has taken a decent history course knows that you have to:
a. read a lot.
b. write a lot.
So you sit there and analyze the shit out of the different relationships between countries, armies, kings, government and the people. Eventually you get to the point where if someone says a date and a place then you instinctively know how the people felt and what the popular opinions were....
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